You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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