did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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