I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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