i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
there is glitter all over my balls
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