You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just had sex bonerless
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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