perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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