im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
They have beer where we have blood.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize