So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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