Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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