i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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