Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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