only if we run a train.
done.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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