I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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