hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Everyone says I win the strip club
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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