dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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