im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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