dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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