yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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