Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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