The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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