i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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