literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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