help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Ketchup is God's man juice
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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