Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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