she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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