WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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