Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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