I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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