i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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