Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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