you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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