I just cut my nipple shaving
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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