Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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