Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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