You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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