I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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