I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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