ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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