Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize