Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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