He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I will be naked everywhere
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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