Im at strip club and am horny
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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