Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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