there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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