I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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