On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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