this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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