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I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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