we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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