We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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