I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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