If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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